I have a medicinal tutu. Mine is pink and fluffy. I also wear my tutu with a top hat, a clown nose and sometimes handcuffs.
My tutu has helped cure my fear of small places. For example I used to be frightened that people would crowd around me in elevators. Now people don't get on an elevator with me. If they do, they stay far away.
I have similar tutu's for sale. You don't need a prescription as they are over the counter (some are under the counter in a box labeled 'ballerina dreams'). We guarantee the following medical properties.
Cures shyness: Few people will get close enough for you to have a conversation.
Cures claustrophobia: Adds an extra 6 inches of space all around you and at least 10 feet of space if you are in a crowd of people.
Cures acrophobia: When you look down, all you see is tutu. Caution: side effects include falling off cliffs.
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